Porch Pirate NOT
PORCH PIRATE?! NOT!! ... Nice story from last Christmas ... A customer ordered Pants and Jacket. We put the package on the porch for our buddy Troy from UPS. But when Troy arrived, the package was gone, and the police said there had been some porch piracy lately. Worse, the customer had ordered the last of our inventory of both items, so we had to disappoint him. He was OK with substitutions, so another package went out. I think it was the day after Christmas when the customer called. He had received TWO packages from us, and he wanted all four items! We were very happy the customer got his wool, and very happy our home had not been violated. BUT ... who took the package off our porch? I asked Bernie, our great Postal Carrier, if he had any ideas. Bernie said he'd probably delivered it to the UPS store, which is on his route. He seemed surprised I was surprised!! ....... PS ... This year's well-dressed porch pirates wear Lynx Pattern ShirtJac and Neck Gaiter in Duff.
12 December 2019